Welcome
to Roast Greetings
Here is your one stop shop for irreverent greeting cards for anyone who enjoys sharing a little sarcastic humor with those you love the most.
Welcome to the Card Shop!
What people are saying
“WOW! Your site is so hot...thanks so much for sharing and I am blown away by the fabulousness of it all. Here’s to creatives living out loud and getting it right. The cards are really clever, funny and wicked. Congrats on the launch of Roast and all it can be and mean for all of you, VERY Impressed! Great work and thanks for the giggles.”
— Chris, Portland OR
“Not only is this idea bad-ass, but the cards are inspired! Congratulations on this endeavor; I am going to start dropping the good word for you all at every opportunity.”
— Bart, Portland OR
“Roast bucks convention letting the general public not only celebrate important events, but do so with a requisite amount of irreverence.”
— Erika, Denver CO
“I’m big on cards or anything that has a secret spice....Mazel Roast...whatever that spice is, I like it.”
— Lamont, Scottsdale AZ
“This hilarious little online purveyor is stocked with a ton of funny cards that perfectly express the sentiments to leave our pals in stitches.”
— Minneapolis Picks, Minneapolis MN
“The fact that my husband Matt, who doesn’t send a card for anything, loves these cards speaks volumes!”
— Katie, Portland OR
“A good greeting card is one that gets passed around the party for others to enjoy. Roast Greeting Cards always make the rounds.”
— Portland Picks, Portland OR
“Just to let you know that I received your cards… and they were EVERYTHING I expected. Irreverent with just a dash of black humor. My kind of cards, no doubt about it. Also wanted to let you know that I like the color of the envelopes. It’s kinda like a “plain brown wrapper” statement. AND, on top of all that, I was flabbergasted by how quickly I received the order. It took only 5 days!! My hat’s definitely off to you and your cohorts at Roast Greetings. A superior product, delivered with expedience…. who could ask for more??”
— Roy, Battle Creek MI
“Oh my god! Those are hilarious! I read them to Sean and Emerson (my 7 year old) and they were cracking up! Emerson’s got a wicked sense of humor! Love the new baby card! Congrats on your success!”
— Marci, Portland OR